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Media Files
| Size | Description | Date | |
| 1 | 6.20 MB | Don't browse through questionable search pages and yell at me if you get a virus! STOP GOING TO THOSE SITES!! Your computer is clean when it leaves my shop and I'm not responsible if you don't listen to me! | Jan 02 2010 |
| 2 | 6.82 MB | I cannot teach you how I solve your computer problems because you WON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Don't expect to understand the registry without any other knowledge! | Dec 26 2009 |
| 3 | 5.98 MB | In my day kids had respect! Take better care of your computer and don't treat them like toys! How can people let their computers get so dirty??! | Dec 12 2009 |
| 4 | 4.76 MB | Don't lose your original software CDs! I can't help you if you don't have them! When signing up for the soundbytes forum, stop complaining! Just put in a city and state and get over it! | Aug 31 2008 |
| 5 | 2.27 MB | Hello Lucy Lou! Keep your CDs! I'm not a repository for every piece of software written for every PC configuration! | Jul 27 2008 |
| 6 | 3.17 MB | How many times do I have to tell you NOT to believe pop-up ads telling you to pay to remove trojans?! If you're dumb enough to fall for it, don't come and blame me!! | Apr 13 2008 |
| 7 | 2.21 MB | I'm not going to lie for you!! If you want to commit insurance fraud, take it somewhere else! | Apr 06 2008 |
| 8 | 1.96 MB | HELLO? Stop using Windows 95! I don't care how much you cherish it, the OS is dead and you need to let go. | Mar 30 2008 |
| 9 | 3.35 MB | Don't fear me, I never mention names! The story hour is all in good humor folks. Nick reminds us that no PC knowledge doesn't equal stupidity. | Mar 23 2008 |
| 10 | 6.17 MB | Downloading P2P music is stealing! Parents, grow a backbone! If you refuse to remove these programs and not listen to me, then don't come complaining about how your PC is slowing down again! | Mar 16 2008 |
| 11 | 3.87 MB | Don't get hosed by Microsoft. Refuse to pay extra to have a new PC built with Windows XP; they are still charging you for Vista but not giving you the license to use it! | Mar 09 2008 |
| 12 | 3.35 MB | Uncle Nick has something to say too! Provide details if you want me to answer a question, saying "I have a problem with a program" isn't good enough! Don't expect me to happily give free PC advice all the time and everywhere! | Mar 02 2008 |
| 13 | 6.16 MB | Don't call 1-800-I-DONT-SPEAK-ENGLISH and expect me to fix the problems they cause! Parents, take control of your computer - Little Johnny may be downloading gigabytes of porn! | Feb 24 2008 |
| 14 | 3.00 MB | IDIOTS! Don't click on email links and give your personal information away. Call the business if you're not sure, otherwise too bad, so sad, you're hosed! | Feb 17 2008 |
| 15 | 5.90 MB | Don't compare apples to oranges. If my knowledge and service isn't worth $5 to you, then go spend hours on the phone with someone else for help! | Feb 10 2008 |
| 16 | 4.30 MB | If you no longer need my services, LET ME KNOW BEFORE I DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE!! BACK UP YOUR DATA before you follow instructions from overseas "tech support"! | Feb 03 2008 |
| 17 | 5.70 MB | Parents ... GROW A BACKBONE! Take control of YOUR computer and don't let your pimply kids boss you around! | Jan 27 2008 |
| 18 | 5.72 MB | No Uncle Dave this week but Nick needs to rant about lousy passwords! Also, there is a nice plug for this website :) | Jan 20 2008 |
| 19 | 3.04 MB | Don't shoot the messenger folks, if you bring me crap to install don't yell at me when it stops working! | Jan 13 2008 |
| 20 | 4.17 MB | I'm not going to check for pc problems that you don't report, HELLO!? And take the time to protect your PC, I've been telling you this for years!! | Jan 06 2008 |
| 21 | 3.53 MB | Friends don't let friends use Windows 95! | Dec 30 2007 |
| 22 | 3.83 MB | Morons shouldn't own computers! | Dec 23 2007 |
| 23 | 4.46 MB | Buy local, and don't complain about price. | Dec 16 2007 |
| 24 | 2.90 MB | "IE is a piece of junk!" Use Firefox! | Dec 09 2007 |
| 25 | 2.43 MB | If your laptop is so precious to you, DON'T ABUSE IT! | Dec 02 2007 |
| 26 | 5.03 MB | BACK UP YOUR DATA! Don't eat food over your laptop and wonder why the keys are sticky, duh! | Nov 25 2007 |
| 27 | 3.26 MB | WRONG! You can't snow a snowman. You can't lie to a PC guy. | Nov 18 2007 |
| 28 | 5.62 MB | The Security Tango CD now has menus. You don't own your employer's PC! | Nov 11 2007 |
| 29 | 4.31 MB | The Security Tango CD is non-refundable! | Nov 04 2007 |
| 30 | 4.67 MB | Dave is Porked off, BACK UP YOUR DATA! | Oct 28 2007 |
| 31 | 6.55 MB | Stop using Windows 95, 98! ME better than Vista? | Oct 21 2007 |
| 32 | 2.65 MB | Laptop components are NOT universal! | Oct 14 2007 |
| 33 | 3.80 MB | I didn't recommend that program, I never even heard of it! Don't be scammed by purchasing phony PC scanners. | Oct 07 2007 |
| 34 | 3.72 MB | Morons! Don't tell me to install Windows from a copied CD-R disk!! | Sep 23 2007 |
| 35 | 4.23 MB | Buyer beware: buy local and not cheap. | Sep 16 2007 |
| 36 | 4.63 MB | Don't expect free PC diagnostics ... duh! | Sep 09 2007 |
| 37 | 3.22 MB | The world's most powerful software? | Sep 02 2007 |
| 38 | 2.90 MB | Bull ... BULL! Windows XP is still available and is not illegal, lol! Don't call Dave a liar. | Aug 26 2007 |
| 39 | 2.55 MB | Dishonest PC repair shops | Aug 19 2007 |
| 40 | 3.46 MB | Bull! You can still find PCs with Windows XP! Vista is crap. | Aug 05 2007 |
| 41 | 2.68 MB | Clean out your PC, back up, and don't pay for restore disks or junk software removal | Jul 08 2007 |
| 42 | 4.97 MB | Windows Vista Ultimate is a scam. | Jul 01 2007 |
| 43 | 4.55 MB | Take care of your laptops, they're more fragile than you think! | Jun 24 2007 |
| 44 | 2.50 MB | Keep your antivirus up to date. | Jun 17 2007 |
| 45 | 6.07 MB | Buy cheap and pay the price. Don't lose restore disks! | Jun 10 2007 |
| 46 | 4.26 MB | Don't use a PC while you're driving!! Internet speeds can vary depending who you're connecting to. | May 27 2007 |
| 47 | 5.54 MB | Good luck finding drivers for Windows Vista. And No, Dave can't just make it work, lol! | May 20 2007 |
| 48 | 5.34 MB | Dave doesn't offer 1 hour service, first come first serve! Don't bring me bootleg disks!! | May 13 2007 |
| 49 | 3.46 MB | If you didn't pay for it, IT'S ILLEGAL! | May 06 2007 |
| 50 | 3.42 MB | Avoid Windows Vista and insist on XP! Printers and scanners may not have updated drivers. | Apr 29 2007 |
| 51 | 5.88 MB | Remember your passwords and keep them unique and secure! | Apr 22 2007 |
| 52 | 3.88 MB | I'll turn you in for child porn!! | Apr 15 2007 |
| 53 | 3.74 MB | Don't throw your old PC components in the garbage, donate or recycle them appropriately. | Apr 08 2007 |
| 54 | 3.94 MB | Protect your identity online! | Apr 01 2007 |
| 55 | 2.21 MB | Take the time to check your laptop battery and don't wait on recalls. | Mar 18 2007 |
| 56 | 4.70 MB | Daylight savings time update issues. PC repair prices are NOT NEGOTIABLE!! | Mar 11 2007 |
| 57 | 2.86 MB | Windows Vista will not import files and system settings from Windows 98 or ME. You're hosed! | Mar 04 2007 |
| 58 | 3.94 MB | Upgraded your XP to Vista and now want to go back? WRONG! Microsoft voided your old XP serial key!! | Feb 18 2007 |
| 59 | 2.29 MB | Vista demands too much from your PC and drivers are scarce! | Feb 11 2007 |
| 60 | 2.61 MB | Nobody is in line to buy Vista. Make sure your PC is powerful enough to run Vista before installing it!! | Feb 04 2007 |
| 61 | 3.47 MB | Many folks are not PC literate so don't complain about my repetitive answers!!! | Jan 28 2007 |
| 62 | 5.23 MB | Stinger is outdated and stop running the security tango so often! Weekly is too often, stop emailing me about it! | Jan 21 2007 |
| 63 | 4.41 MB | If I install broken hardware, you won't get a refund for my time! I fix what you say is wrong, not EVERYTHING that may be wrong. | Jan 14 2007 |
| 64 | 6.65 MB | "This sale PC is a good deal, can you build me a similar one?" ... No way in hell! I don't build crap. | Jan 07 2007 |
| 65 | 3.50 MB | If you download a FREE program and have trouble installing it, it will still cost money to have ME install it, DUH! | Dec 31 2006 |
| 66 | 3.80 MB | Alright kiddies, grab your teddy (bear) and listen to some Christmas stories from Uncle Dave and Nick. | Dec 24 2006 |
| 67 | 4.22 MB | Take care of your laptops. Breaking it a second time is not covered under warranty! | Dec 17 2006 |
| 68 | 3.11 MB | Your "Great deal" is slow and crappy! Buy from a local dealer for better service and quality components. | Dec 10 2006 |
| 69 | 5.17 MB | You get what you pay for. Make sure what you're buying is what you will need! | Dec 03 2006 |
| 70 | 4.41 MB | You can't snow a snowman! Don't lie to me and tell me your pc died again for no reason!! | Nov 26 2006 |
| 71 | 4.46 MB | Trial version does NOT mean FREE! No, I can't reset the clock for you!! | Nov 12 2006 |
| 72 | 4.72 MB | Use common sense with your expensive hardware don't be afraid to ask questions! | Nov 05 2006 |
| 73 | 2.84 MB | Porn in the browser history? Don't accuse your spouse because it may have been unintentional! | Oct 29 2006 |
| 74 | 4.87 MB | What part of TRIAL don't you understand? I can't give you programs you didn't pay for, HELLO! | Oct 22 2006 |
| 75 | 1.80 MB | A pre-Uncle Dave rant about poor corporate use of email | Sep 03 2006 |
| Estimated Totals: 307.35 MB / 5 hrs 35 min 0 sec of Uncle Dave Story Hour! | |||
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