udsh.net | Uncle Dave Story Hour

UDSH.net | The official source of the Uncle Dave story hour | May 13 2008

Media Files

	Size	Description	Date
1	3.17 MB	How many times do I have to tell you NOT to believe pop-up ads telling you to pay to remove trojans?! If you're dumb enough to fall for it, don't come and blame me!!	Apr 13 2008
2	2.21 MB	I'm not going to lie for you!! If you want to commit insurance fraud, take it somewhere else!	Apr 06 2008
3	1.96 MB	HELLO? Stop using Windows 95! I don't care how much you cherish it, the OS is dead and you need to let go.	Mar 30 2008
4	3.35 MB	Don't fear me, I never mention names! The story hour is all in good humor folks. Nick reminds us that no PC knowledge doesn't equal stupidity.	Mar 23 2008
5	6.17 MB	Downloading P2P music is stealing! Parents, grow a backbone! If you refuse to remove these programs and not listen to me, then don't come complaining about how your PC is slowing down again!	Mar 16 2008
6	3.87 MB	Don't get hosed by Microsoft. Refuse to pay extra to have a new PC built with Windows XP; they are still charging you for Vista but not giving you the license to use it!	Mar 09 2008
7	3.35 MB	Uncle Nick has something to say too! Provide details if you want me to answer a question, saying "I have a problem with a program" isn't good enough! Don't expect me to happily give free PC advice all the time and everywhere!	Mar 02 2008
8	6.16 MB	Don't call 1-800-I-DONT-SPEAK-ENGLISH and expect me to fix the problems they cause! Parents, take control of your computer - Little Johnny may be downloading gigabytes of porn!	Feb 24 2008
9	3.00 MB	IDIOTS! Don't click on email links and give your personal information away. Call the business if you're not sure, otherwise too bad, so sad, you're hosed!	Feb 17 2008
10	5.90 MB	Don't compare apples to oranges. If my knowledge and service isn't worth $5 to you, then go spend hours on the phone with someone else for help!	Feb 10 2008
11	4.30 MB	If you no longer need my services, LET ME KNOW BEFORE I DRIVE TO YOUR HOUSE!! BACK UP YOUR DATA before you follow instructions from overseas "tech support"!	Feb 03 2008
12	5.70 MB	Parents ... GROW A BACKBONE! Take control of YOUR computer and don't let your pimply kids boss you around!	Jan 27 2008
13	5.72 MB	No Uncle Dave this week but Nick needs to rant about lousy passwords! Also, there is a nice plug for this website :)	Jan 20 2008
14	3.04 MB	Don't shoot the messenger folks, if you bring me crap to install don't yell at me when it stops working!	Jan 13 2008
15	4.17 MB	I'm not going to check for pc problems that you don't report, HELLO!? And take the time to protect your PC, I've been telling you this for years!!	Jan 06 2008
16	3.53 MB	Friends don't let friends use Windows 95!	Dec 30 2007
17	3.83 MB	Morons shouldn't own computers!	Dec 23 2007
18	4.46 MB	Buy local, and don't complain about price.	Dec 16 2007
19	2.90 MB	"IE is a piece of junk!" Use Firefox!	Dec 09 2007
20	2.43 MB	If your laptop is so precious to you, DON'T ABUSE IT!	Dec 02 2007
21	5.03 MB	BACK UP YOUR DATA! Don't eat food over your laptop and wonder why the keys are sticky, duh!	Nov 25 2007
22	3.26 MB	WRONG! You can't snow a snowman. You can't lie to a PC guy.	Nov 18 2007
23	5.62 MB	The Security Tango CD now has menus. You don't own your employer's PC!	Nov 11 2007
24	4.31 MB	The Security Tango CD is non-refundable!	Nov 04 2007
25	4.67 MB	Dave is Porked off, BACK UP YOUR DATA!	Oct 28 2007
26	6.55 MB	Stop using Windows 95, 98! ME better than Vista?	Oct 21 2007
27	2.65 MB	Laptop components are NOT universal!	Oct 14 2007
28	3.80 MB	I didn't recommend that program, I never even heard of it! Don't be scammed by purchasing phony PC scanners.	Oct 07 2007
29	3.72 MB	Morons! Don't tell me to install Windows from a copied CD-R disk!!	Sep 23 2007
30	4.23 MB	Buyer beware: buy local and not cheap.	Sep 16 2007
31	4.63 MB	Don't expect free PC diagnostics ... duh!	Sep 09 2007
32	3.22 MB	The world's most powerful software?	Sep 02 2007
33	2.90 MB	Bull ... BULL! Windows XP is still available and is not illegal, lol! Don't call Dave a liar.	Aug 26 2007
34	2.55 MB	Dishonest PC repair shops	Aug 19 2007
35	3.46 MB	Bull! You can still find PCs with Windows XP! Vista is crap.	Aug 05 2007
36	2.68 MB	Clean out your PC, back up, and don't pay for restore disks or junk software removal	Jul 08 2007
37	4.97 MB	Windows Vista Ultimate is a scam.	Jul 01 2007
38	4.55 MB	Take care of your laptops, they're more fragile than you think!	Jun 24 2007
39	2.50 MB	Keep your antivirus up to date.	Jun 17 2007
40	6.07 MB	Buy cheap and pay the price. Don't lose restore disks!	Jun 10 2007
41	4.26 MB	Don't use a PC while you're driving!! Internet speeds can vary depending who you're connecting to.	May 27 2007
42	5.54 MB	Good luck finding drivers for Windows Vista. And No, Dave can't just make it work, lol!	May 20 2007
43	5.34 MB	Dave doesn't offer 1 hour service, first come first serve! Don't bring me bootleg disks!!	May 13 2007
44	3.46 MB	If you didn't pay for it, IT'S ILLEGAL!	May 06 2007
45	3.42 MB	Avoid Windows Vista and insist on XP! Printers and scanners may not have updated drivers.	Apr 29 2007
46	5.88 MB	Remember your passwords and keep them unique and secure!	Apr 22 2007
47	3.88 MB	I'll turn you in for child porn!!	Apr 15 2007
48	3.74 MB	Don't throw your old PC components in the garbage, donate or recycle them appropriately.	Apr 08 2007
49	3.94 MB	Protect your identity online!	Apr 01 2007
50	2.21 MB	Take the time to check your laptop battery and don't wait on recalls.	Mar 18 2007
51	4.70 MB	Daylight savings time update issues. PC repair prices are NOT NEGOTIABLE!!	Mar 11 2007
52	2.86 MB	Windows Vista will not import files and system settings from Windows 98 or ME. You're hosed!	Mar 04 2007
53	3.94 MB	Upgraded your XP to Vista and now want to go back? WRONG! Microsoft voided your old XP serial key!!	Feb 18 2007
54	2.29 MB	Vista demands too much from your PC and drivers are scarce!	Feb 11 2007
55	2.61 MB	Nobody is in line to buy Vista. Make sure your PC is powerful enough to run Vista before installing it!!	Feb 04 2007
56	3.47 MB	Many folks are not PC literate so don't complain about my repetitive answers!!!	Jan 28 2007
57	5.23 MB	Stinger is outdated and stop running the security tango so often! Weekly is too often, stop emailing me about it!	Jan 21 2007
58	4.41 MB	If I install broken hardware, you won't get a refund for my time! I fix what you say is wrong, not EVERYTHING that may be wrong.	Jan 14 2007
59	6.65 MB	"This sale PC is a good deal, can you build me a similar one?" ... No way in hell! I don't build crap.	Jan 07 2007
60	3.50 MB	If you download a FREE program and have trouble installing it, it will still cost money to have ME install it, DUH!	Dec 31 2006
61	3.80 MB	Alright kiddies, grab your teddy (bear) and listen to some Christmas stories from Uncle Dave and Nick.	Dec 24 2006
62	4.22 MB	Take care of your laptops. Breaking it a second time is not covered under warranty!	Dec 17 2006
63	3.11 MB	Your "Great deal" is slow and crappy! Buy from a local dealer for better service and quality components.	Dec 10 2006
64	5.17 MB	You get what you pay for. Make sure what you're buying is what you will need!	Dec 03 2006
65	4.41 MB	You can't snow a snowman! Don't lie to me and tell me your pc died again for no reason!!	Nov 26 2006
66	4.46 MB	Trial version does NOT mean FREE! No, I can't reset the clock for you!!	Nov 12 2006
67	4.72 MB	Use common sense with your expensive hardware don't be afraid to ask questions!	Nov 05 2006
68	2.84 MB	Porn in the browser history? Don't accuse your spouse because it may have been unintentional!	Oct 29 2006
69	4.87 MB	What part of TRIAL don't you understand? I can't give you programs you didn't pay for, HELLO!	Oct 22 2006
70	1.80 MB	A pre-Uncle Dave rant about poor corporate use of email	Sep 03 2006
Estimated Totals: 281.32 MB / 5 hrs 6 min 38 sec of Uncle Dave Story Hour!